Firstly, thanks to everyone who helped make my birthday yesterday really, really awesome.
Secondly: Here's the reader-chosen art! Congratulations to Micah and Igor for their submissions: You've made the blog! I liked Micah's because it meant I got to draw a penguin, and Igor's had lazers. Good stuff all around!
I had a few other good suggestions, but people didn't write them in the comments and I want to stay true to my rules. (Also, I forgot one of them. You gotta write these things down people). I hope to do more user-chosen posts in the future.
In other news: I got a post idea! Look for something new next week. It should be pretty sweet.