I love my coworkers

We use Skype for communication at work. The following took place in the "free-for-all" sort of chat. Names changed (using names from How I Met Your Mother because why not) to protect the guilty. :)

Barney:

Okay. I like me some coffeescript:

http://coffeescript.org/

Ted

thanks for that perl of wisdom

Me

this is some interesting Smalltalk

Let's C where it goes

Ted

HOPEfully no one bashes these puns

Me

They're pretty Groovy

Ted

oh R they?

Lily

A rare Perl, I say

Marshall

these puns are way too BASIC

Me

This was just the Prolog. Let me sip some Cocoa while we discuss our Newspeak.

Lily

Stop bashing our puns

Ted

you just reused one lily....already getting JADEd

Me

B cool. We're a kind Assembly here

Lily

I need more Java, probably

Some jokes are Magik

They help you FOCUS

Ted

How many puns do we have? If we can go to 20 it'll be a Mirahcle

Robin

it's like Mr. Rogers said:  Won't Ruby my neighbor.

Lily

He was Objective, C?

Robin

I'd love to see the SQL to that show

Me

They really toned down the Scala, gave it a new Scheme. 

Ted

Yeah, he doesnt even talk to neighbors anymore, just the Squirrels. A lot of Squeaking.

They were going to include turtles, but the script didn't work with their shell. Something about the logo.

Me

just watch out for an ASP.Nets are good for catching them.  

or even a python

Ted

or even a Cobra!

Robin

man don't make that snake the Pascal lamb of this conversation.  We have sacrificed enough here

Me

should we stay, or should we Go

Ted

eh, either way I'm Flexible, can be out in a Flash.

Robin

at the sound of the shebang, everyone Go!

Lily

Spoken with a lisp

Marshall

the hyundai COBOLt cars are kinda ugly

Ted
They have a bit of a SPARK

Me

just stay sharp, ya C?

Well, it seems this discussion has reached a Clojure.


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Conversations such as these are not uncommon. And everyone wins with puns.

Melody